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Cousins are the real MVPs of family secrets. They know where all the skeletons are buried, and they're not afraid to spill the tea at the most inconvenient moments.
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Cousins are like the human version of a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book – you never know if turning the page will lead to a hilarious story or an awkward encounter.
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Having cousins is like owning a box of assorted chocolates. You're not sure what you're gonna get, but you hope there's no nuts in there to ruin the family dynamic.
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Cousins are the living proof that your family tree is more like a family shrub – with branches going in unexpected and often confusing directions.
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You know you're at a family gathering when your cousin starts a sentence with, "Remember that one time..." and you instantly regret not staying home.
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The bond with your cousin is like a lifelong subscription to a magazine you didn't choose. You didn't sign up for it, but every now and then, you find something surprisingly enjoyable in the pages of family anecdotes.
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Cousins are like the backup singers of family gatherings. They're there, adding their harmonies to the conversation, but no one really knows why they're necessary.
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Cousins are the only people who can simultaneously be your partner in crime and your partner in "Why did we think that was a good idea?" It's a fine line between adventure and questionable decisions.
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You ever notice how cousins are like the unsolicited friend request of your family tree? Like, "Hey, we're related! Accept this familial connection whether you like it or not.
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