6 Couples Anniversary Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 07 2025

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For our anniversary, my wife and I decided to go back to the restaurant where we had our first date. The prices seem to have aged like fine wine!
What did the husband say when his wife asked him to describe their marriage in one word? 'Over.
What did the wife say to her husband on their anniversary? 'You're the peanut butter to my jelly and the remote control to my TV – irreplaceable!
On our anniversary, my husband gave me a telescope. It was a really thoughtful gift; now I can see where he went wrong all those years!
What did the husband say to his wife on their anniversary? 'You're the icing on my cake and the Wi-Fi in my home – life is better with you!
On our anniversary, my husband asked me, 'What can I do to make your dreams come true?' I said, 'Stay asleep.

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