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How did the country girl win the dance competition? She had the best 'hoedown' moves!
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Why did the country girl become a chef? She knew how to 'sow' good food!
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Why did the country girl bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the country girl bring a rope to the party? In case she wanted to 'lasso' a good time!
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Why did the country girl start a band with her chickens? They had excellent 'egg-sperience'!
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Why did the country girl bring a ladder to the hayloft? She heard the hay was stacked!
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Why did the scarecrow blush? Because the country girl complimented its 'stalk'!
Country Girl Starbucks Order
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I asked a country girl if she wanted to grab coffee. She said, Sure, as long as they have sweet tea lattes. I'm thinking, Do they even make those? Can I get a caramel cornbread frappuccino too, please?
When Country Girls Text
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I was texting this country girl, and she said, BRB, gotta go feed the chickens. I'm thinking, Is this a modern-day Cinderella story? Does she leave a trail of corn instead of glass slippers?
Country Girl Technology
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I tried explaining social media to a country girl. She said, So, it's like a virtual barn raising, but with more drama? I'm thinking, Yeah, pretty much. Just watch out for the cyber rooster fights.
Country Girl Diet
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I tried eating like a country girl for a week. It was all fried chicken and biscuits. I asked her, How do you stay in shape? She said, Honey, chasing after runaway pigs is the best cardio!
Country Girl at a Concert
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I took a country girl to a rock concert. She looked around and said, Where are the cowboy boots and hay bales? I'm thinking, This isn't a hoedown, it's a mosh pit. Hold my corn dog, we're in for a wild night!
Country Girl Self-Defense
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Country girls are tough. I asked one if she knows self-defense, and she said, Honey, I can wrangle a gator with one hand and braid my hair with the other. Who needs pepper spray?
Country GPS
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I rode with a country girl once, and she said, Turn left where the big oak tree used to be. I'm thinking, Is this Google Maps or a treasure hunt? I hope there's no 'X marks the spot' in the middle of a cornfield!
Country Girl Dating Advice
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Country girls give the best dating advice. One told me, If he can't saddle a horse or fix a truck, he's not worth your time. I'm thinking, Well, I can barely fix my toaster, so I guess I'm single forever.
Country Girl Wisdom
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Country girls have their own version of philosophy. I asked one about life, and she said, Honey, life is like a jar of fireflies. Sometimes you gotta let go of the ones that don't light up your night.
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