7 Country Band Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 15 2025

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What do you call a country band on a boat? The Ship-kickers!
I tried to start a country band with chickens, but they kept using fowl language!
Why don't country bands play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everyone's in plaid!
Why did the country band go to the orchard? To find some good roots for their music!
What did the banjo player in the country band say to the guitarist? 'You're really pickin' up those chords!
Why did the country band's tour bus break down? They didn't have enough 'tractor' fuel!
What's a country band's favorite type of footwear? Cowboots!

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