7+ Best One Liners Jokes For couch

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My couch and I are in a long-term relationship. It always supports me through thick and thin cushions!

I asked my couch for fashion advice, but it just said, 'Cover me up with a throw pillow!

My couch and I have a lot in common. We both support each other!

I asked my couch for relationship advice. It said, 'Just keep things comfortable!

I tried to become a stand-up comedian, but my couch always steals the spotlight!

I told my couch a joke, but it couldn't cushion the blow!

My couch told me it wants to be an actor. It's tired of just sitting around!

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