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Cotton balls are the ninjas of the bathroom. You never see them coming, but suddenly they're there, silently waiting to surprise you when you open the medicine cabinet.
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The cotton ball is the unsung hero of the makeup world. It goes from being a fluffy cloud to a makeup artist's precision tool, delicately fixing mascara mishaps and blending foundation like a boss. If only it could do my taxes, it would be the ultimate multitasker.
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I've realized that the more expensive the face cream, the smaller the jar, and the more likely it is to contain mystical ingredients like "essence of rare orchid" or "whispers of a unicorn." Pretty sure it's just repackaged cotton ball juice.
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Cotton balls are like the unsung heroes of first aid. No one appreciates them until they're needed, and then suddenly, they're the MVPs soaking up all the drama.
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Have you ever tried separating a stubborn clingy cotton ball from the others? It's like dealing with that one friend who won't let you leave the conversation at a party. "No, really, I need to go, cotton ball! I've got things to do!
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I have a theory that the number of cotton balls in a bottle is inversely proportional to how much you actually need. The more you need, the closer you are to hearing that disappointing "pfft" sound when you realize there's only one left.
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You ever accidentally drop a cotton ball on the bathroom floor and watch it roll away like it just escaped from a high-security spa? They're like little escape artists.
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You know you're an adult when you have a drawer in your house dedicated solely to cotton balls. It's like a little cloud storage for grown-ups.
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Buying cotton balls is like investing in a soft currency. You know you'll use them someday, but until then, they just sit in your bathroom, silently judging your life choices.
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