5 Jokes About Corny Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 01 2024

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The Conspiracy Theorist Chef

Believes every kitchen mishap is a government plot.
The conspiracy theorist chef thinks the microwave is a government surveillance device for monitoring our popcorn preferences.

The Literal Clown

Takes everything literally and dresses as a clown.
The literal clown got pulled over by the police, and when asked for his ID, he handed them a whoopee cushion.

The Pessimistic Optimist

Sees the downside in every positive situation.
I told the pessimistic optimist he won the lottery, and he said, "Great, now I'll have to deal with taxes and greedy relatives.

The Overly Literal Guy

Everything is taken literally, leading to absurd situations.
The overly literal guy tried to catch some sleep, so I handed him a net and told him to go to bed.

The Forgetful Time Traveler

Keeps forgetting what time period they're in.
The forgetful time traveler got a job as a medieval knight but kept asking for the Wi-Fi password for his suit of armor.

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