7 Conversation Starters Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 10 2025

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I'm on a seafood diet... I see food and I eat it!

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me a hug!

Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape... That would be a big step forward!

My boss told me to have a good day... So I went home!

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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