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Why did the pencil want to contribute to the writing team? It wanted to draw more attention!
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Why did the light bulb decide to contribute more ideas? It wanted to brighten up the room!
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I tried to contribute to the vegetable garden, but they said I was too green. I guess I just needed to lettuce in on the fun!
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I wanted to contribute to the vegetable garden, but they told me I was too corny. I guess I just needed to turnip the humor!
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Why did the cell phone want to contribute more to society? It wanted to be a smart device!
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Why did the math book want to contribute to the library? It had too many problems!
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Why did the scarecrow decide to contribute more to the farm? Because he wanted to be outstanding in his field!
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Why did the bicycle want to contribute to the team? It wanted to be a two-tireless worker!
Contribute to My Coffee Fund
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People say you should contribute to a retirement plan, but I've got a better idea. I started a coffee fund. Every day, instead of saving for the future, I invest in my present happiness. I call it a brew-tirement plan.
The Contribution Conundrum
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You ever notice how everyone claims they want to contribute to society? I tried to contribute once; I gave my two cents. Turns out, inflation hit, and now they want a dollar. Talk about a steep contribution fee!
Contributing to Awkward Silence
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You ever try to contribute to a conversation but end up causing awkward silence? I once tried to share a joke about donating blood, and everyone just clammed up. Guess they weren't fans of my Type O-negativity.
Contributing to Comedy
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I wanted to contribute to the comedy scene, so I told my friend I'm thinking of becoming a stand-up comedian. They said, Why not contribute to something useful, like society? Well, folks, laughter is the best contribution to society. So, here I am, saving the world one punchline at a time!
Contribute to Online Debates
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I decided to contribute to intelligent discourse online. It went well until someone disagreed with me. Now I'm questioning my life choices and contributing more to stress-eating ice cream than to well-thought-out arguments.
Contribute to World Peace
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They say you should contribute to world peace. So, I tried meditating. Turns out, my idea of inner peace involves less meditation and more ordering takeout. I call it delivering peace, one pizza at a time.
Contribution Quota
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My boss said I need to contribute more at work. So, I started bringing in homemade cookies for everyone. Now, my official job title is Chief Cookie Officer. Guess who's meeting their contribution quota with a side of chocolate chips?
Contributing to Adulting
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I thought I'd finally mastered adulting when I realized I could contribute to my 401(k). Little did I know, it's just a fancy way of saying, Congratulations, you're officially contributing to the 'Will I ever retire?' fund.
Contributing to Fitness
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I decided to contribute to my fitness journey by joining a gym. They said consistency is key, so now I consistently contribute to their monthly membership fees while my sneakers collect dust in the corner. Talk about a financial crunch and a calorie crunch!
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