7 Jokes For Confront

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Updated on: Dec 05 2024

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I had a confrontation with my phone. It said, 'Low battery.' I said, 'You mean I have to talk to people in person?
I had a confrontation with my mirror. It told me I'm not getting any younger. I told it, 'Neither are you!
I had a confrontation with my shoes. They said, 'You're really dragging us down.' I replied, 'That's because I'm a sole survivor!
I had a confrontation with my bed. It said, 'You're always leaving me.' I told it, 'It's not you, it's me... needing coffee!
I used to be a baker until I had a confrontation with the dough. It just wasn't rolling with me!
I had a confrontation with my TV. It said, 'Are you still watching?' I replied, 'Are you still judging?
I had a confrontation with my computer. It said, 'You've got mail.' I said, 'You've got issues!

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