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Why did the traffic cone apply for a job? It wanted to work in a construction zone!
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Why did the scarecrow become a traffic cone? It wanted to stand out in its field!
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Why did the ice cream cone apply for a loan? It wanted to build a cone-dominium!
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Why did the cone start a band? It wanted to be part of the cone-cert scene!
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What did the traffic cone say to the impatient driver? 'Slow down, you're driving me cone-crazy!
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Why did the ice cream cone go to therapy? It had too many issues to cone-front!
Cone-voy of Awkwardness
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I love how ice cream cones are the ultimate social dilemma. You're trying to look cool while eating it, but there's always that awkward moment when the ice cream decides to take a nosedive. It's the only time a cone has made me question my life choices.
Cone-dolences for the Fallen
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Let's have a moment of silence for all the fallen ice cream cones out there. You know, the ones that sacrificed themselves to gravity, leaving us with just a sticky hand and shattered dreams. Here's to the brave cones that couldn't stand the heat.
Cone-fessions of a Chocoholic
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I'm not saying I have a problem, but I've reached a point in my life where I've had so much chocolate ice cream in cones that I'm pretty sure I'm in a committed relationship. I even caught myself saying, I love you to my cone the other day. The cone never responded; it just crumbled.
Cone-fessions of a Dessert Detective
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I consider myself a dessert detective. I can tell a lot about a person by their choice of ice cream cone. If you go for a double-scoop waffle cone, you're an optimist. If you choose a sugar cone, you're practical. And if you go for a cup, well, you're probably a secret agent trying to blend in with the crowd.
Cone-vict Confessions
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You ever get a waffle cone that's just too crunchy, and you start wondering if it's been to dessert prison? I can imagine it sitting there, saying, Yeah, I've been through some rocky times, but now I'm just trying to cone-vince people I'm not a hardened criminal!
Cone-undrum Chronicles
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I recently had an existential crisis at the ice cream shop. The cone asked, Sugar or waffle? I thought, Am I choosing a dessert or a life path? I went with sugar, by the way, because at least I know that'll dissolve faster than my life choices.
Cone-de Nast Traveler
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You ever try to walk and eat an ice cream cone at the same time? It's like trying to juggle while riding a unicycle on a tightrope. One wrong move, and you're in for a sweet disaster. I call it the cone-de nast travel experience.
Cone-flict Resolution
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I had an argument with my friend about the best part of an ice cream cone—the bottom or the top. We decided to settle it like adults: with a cone-flict resolution. We both got two cones and called it a tie. Problem solved!
Cone-fusion Junction
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You ever notice how cones are like the traffic directors of the food world? They're standing there, bold and orange, guiding you through the chaos of the ice cream aisle. But, let's be honest, they're just pointing us straight to the flavor of the month, and we're all just trying not to crash into the rocky road!
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