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Why did the paragraph break up with the sentence? It needed a conclusion.
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I always put my essays in the freezer before submitting them. It's the only way to get a chilling conclusion.
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I asked the computer for a conclusion to my essay. It gave me an error: 'Too many unresolved feelings.
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I decided to write my autobiography backwards. The conclusion is where I start being born – it's a real page-turner.
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I was going to tell you a joke about conclusions, but I think it's better if you come to your own.
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I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Don't buy it, you won't understand the conclusion.
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I tried to write a conclusion on time travel, but it never seemed to end.
The Great Conclusion
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Alright, so I recently had an argument with my toaster. You know, it's always popping up with suggestions like, Maybe try a lower setting for once? I finally had to draw a conclusion - it's a bread appliance, not a life coach.
Fashion Funnies
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I attempted a fashion makeover recently. I concluded that I have a wardrobe with two settings: This is too tight, and Is this too tight? Who knew adulting would involve so much elastic?
Cooking Catastrophes
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I decided to become a chef, but my kitchen looks like a crime scene. The conclusion: I can't even make cereal without setting off the smoke detector. My cooking skills are so bad, even the microwave judges me.
Fitness Fiasco
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I tried joining a gym recently. The conclusion? I’m in shape...round is a shape, right? I don't need a six-pack; I need a snack pack.
Dating Dilemmas
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Dating is like reaching a conclusion in a mystery novel. You start with excitement, suspense builds up, and by the end, you're just hoping it's not a total letdown. Sometimes, I feel like I need a detective to find out why they never text back.
Pet Predicament
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I got a pet fish, thinking it would be low maintenance. The conclusion? Fish are like the introverts of the pet world. They just sit there, quietly judging your life choices. I swear my fish gives me side-eye every time I microwave popcorn.
Social Media Madness
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I decided to take a break from social media. The conclusion: I’m now just a person in a room, shouting opinions to furniture. At least the furniture doesn't unfriend me.
Tech Trouble
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I tried upgrading my phone, thinking it would solve all my problems. The conclusion? Now I have a device that's faster at reminding me of my unfulfilled New Year's resolutions. Thanks, technology, for turning my phone into a personal disappointment manager.
Family Feuds
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I had a disagreement with my GPS recently. It kept saying, Recalculating. I finally had to put my foot down and say, You know what, GPS? Maybe I like scenic routes. Ever think of that? The conclusion: We're not on speaking terms anymore.
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