6 Jokes For Computer Virus

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Updated on: Nov 18 2024

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I asked my computer if it's feeling sick. It said, 'No, I'm just a bit under the weather.exe'!

Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!

Why did the computer file a police report? It got mugged by a hacker!

Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage!

Why did the computer take up gardening? It wanted to plant a rootkit!

Why do computer viruses make terrible comedians? Their jokes are always infected with bad timing!

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