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Computer students always seem to have the latest gadgets and tech. I just got excited about my new phone because it has a flashlight. Meanwhile, they're discussing quantum computing like it's the latest fashion trend.
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The way computer students talk about algorithms and data structures, you'd think they were discussing the secrets of the universe. I'm over here struggling to figure out the algorithm for remembering where I put my car keys.
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Ever notice how computer students have this unique ability to sit in front of a screen for hours without blinking? I can barely last through a YouTube video without accidentally blinking and missing a crucial plot point.
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I was talking to a computer science major the other day, and they said they like to debug code for fun. I thought, "Wow, that's the kind of thrill I get from successfully parallel parking on the first try.
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Have you ever noticed how computer students are the only ones who can make sense out of error messages? They see it as a secret code, while the rest of us are just left wondering if our toaster is trying to communicate.
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I asked a computer student for help with my laptop, and they started talking about RAM, processors, and SSDs. I nodded along, pretending to understand, while secretly hoping they would just wave a magic wand and fix it.
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You know you're friends with a computer student when they refer to their coffee as "Java." I tried doing that, and now my barista thinks I have a caffeine addiction and a programming problem.
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Computer students have a special language. When they say they're "coding," it sounds so mysterious and intriguing. When I say I'm "writing," it just means I'm composing a strongly-worded email to customer support.
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Computer students are like modern-day wizards. They type a bunch of spells (code) into their magical devices, and suddenly, things start happening. Meanwhile, I'm here struggling to cast the spell of finding my TV remote.
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