7 Jokes About Compromise

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Updated on: Jun 13 2024

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My wife and I compromised on the thermostat. Now it's set to her preferred temperature, and I wear a sweater all year round!
I told my wife she should embrace my imperfections. She suggested we compromise and I should just be perfect. Fair enough!
I asked my friend if he wanted to go 50/50 on a pizza. He agreed, so I ate 75% and he ate 25%. Compromise achieved!
I asked my friend if he wanted to share a cab. He said, 'Sure, as long as you compromise on the destination.
My roommate and I compromised on cleaning duties. I do nothing, and he does everything. It's a win-win!
I tried to compromise with my alarm clock by setting it for noon. It refused to negotiate and woke me up at 7 am. Alarmingly stubborn!
My friend and I compromised on movie night. He got to pick the film, and I got to pick the snacks. So we watched a documentary and ate popcorn. Balance!

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