7 Jokes For Compost

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Updated on: Dec 18 2024

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Why did the compost go to school? To get a 'degree' in decomposition!
What did the compost say to the enthusiastic gardener? 'Lettuce' turn garbage into gold!
How do compost bins communicate? Through the 'vine' of decomposition!
What's a compost's favorite music? Rock 'n' Rot!
Why did the gardener bring a ladder to the compost heap? To reach the high-quality 'humus'!
Why was the compost always invited to parties? Because it knew how to 'turn' things around!
Why was the compost heap always calm? It knew the importance of 'com-post-ure'!

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