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The Modest Superhero
Complimenting without revealing superpowers
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The problem with being a modest superhero is that when people compliment my strength, I have to say, "Oh, it's just years of carrying groceries." Translation: "And the occasional car, but who's counting?
The Clumsy Flatterer
Trying to compliment without tripping over words
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My attempt at a smooth compliment once went like, "Your smile is so bright, it's like the sun... but less blinding." Translation: "And without the risk of sunburn, obviously.
The Insecure Complimenter
Constantly doubting the sincerity of compliments
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The problem with being an insecure complimenter is that even when someone says, "You're beautiful," I reply, "Are you sure you don't need glasses?" Translation: "Or a mental health check, perhaps?
The Sarcastic Cheerleader
Balancing sarcasm with genuine compliments
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As a sarcastic cheerleader, when someone says, "You're the best!" I reply, "Oh, I know, it's such a burden being this amazing." Translation: "But really, thank you.
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