5 Jokes For Complete Me

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Updated on: Jul 04 2025

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The Tech Lover

The frustration of dealing with technophobes
Technophobes be like, "Complete me with handwritten letters and flip phones." I'm here trying to send an emoji, and they're decoding hieroglyphics. I told my friend to Google something, and he asked, "What's a Google?" It's 2023, dude, not the Stone Age.

The Morning Person

The struggle of dealing with night owls
You know you're a morning person when your idea of a wild night is staying up past 9 p.m. My friends invite me to parties, and I'm like, "Sure, I'll be there at 7, leave the porch light on for me, and maybe consider a 9:30 fireworks show to keep me awake.

The Travel Enthusiast

Dealing with those who find comfort in staying home
My idea of a dream date is exploring a new city together. I proposed it to my partner, and she said, "Can't we just watch a travel documentary?" Sure, let's sit on the couch and pretend we're in Bora Bora. That's the same, right?

The Foodie

Coping with people who see food as just fuel
I suggested going to a fancy restaurant with my date, and she said, "Can't we just order pizza and call it a night?" Pizza is great, but sometimes you need a little gastronomic adventure. "Complete me" for her means a drive-thru with a side of ranch.

The Fitness Freak

Navigating the world of non-fitness enthusiasts
My idea of a romantic date is a couple's workout session. I suggested it to my date, and she said, "How about we just Netflix and chill?" Well, you can chill while I bench press the entire Netflix catalog.

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