9 Jokes For Complaint

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Updated on: Jul 28 2025

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me a hug.
I complained to the library about their books on paranoia. They said they'd be shelved indefinitely.
I complained to my dog that I'm tired of his laziness. He looked at me, yawned, and went back to sleep.
I complained to the shoe store about their selection. They said they'd put themselves in my shoes and consider it.
I complained to the tailor that my pants were too tight. He said, 'Don't worry, they'll stretch.' Now I'm afraid to sit down.
My friend complains he's too old to fall in love again. I told him, 'Age is just a number - in his case, a really large one.
I told my computer I had a complaint... it just shrugged and said, 'Not my problem.
I complained to the comedian about their jokes. They replied, 'Hey, I’m just trying to get some laughs – not a standing ovation!
I complained to the chef about the food. He said, 'Well, that's a rare complaint.

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