19 Jokes For Communications

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Updated on: Jul 02 2024

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Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
Why don't phones ever get married? Because they always have cold feet!
Why did the cell phone go to school? Because it wanted better reception!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the smartphone go to the doctor? It had a virus!
Why did the fax machine go to therapy? It had too many hang-ups!
Did you hear about the chatty computer? It had a megabyte!
What do you call a group of musical phones? A ringtone!

Emojis: The Great Misunderstood Language

Can we talk about emojis? They're like the modern-day Rosetta Stone, except half the time, you’re sending a thumbs up and they’re thinking, “Why is this person giving me a high-five for a funeral?” Classic misinterpretation!

Email Etiquette

Who else gets anxiety replying to emails? It’s like walking a tightrope between “I'm too professional” and “Am I using too many exclamation marks?” I swear, that “Best regards” is the most insincere sign-off ever.

Phone Call Fiascos

Nothing beats the panic when you accidentally call someone you were just gossiping about. Suddenly, you’re a smooth-talking secret agent trying to explain why you called while desperately backpedaling.

Lost in Translation

Ever tried explaining a text argument? It’s like trying to decode hieroglyphics with an angry emoji thrown in. I'm pretty sure the ancient Egyptians had an emoji for Are you kidding me right now?

Auto-Correct Adventures

Auto-correct is the friend that always messes up introductions. You end up sending “ducking” and wonder why people think you’re suddenly into birdwatching. The struggle is real!

Group Chat Glitches

Group chats are like a sitcom with 20 characters and no laugh track. You've got side convos, reactions flying everywhere, and that one person who never quite gets the meme but still types “LOL” just to fit in.

Social Media Shenanigans

I love how social media makes us experts at interpreting silence. You know, that anxiety-inducing moment when someone leaves your chat on seen but doesn’t reply? Ah, the modern-day poetry of being ignored online.

Remote Work Realities

Working remotely means my colleagues have only seen me from the waist up. I’m one misplaced camera angle away from being the star of The Mullet Businessman: professional on top, pajamas party below.

WiFi Woes

You know you're in trouble when the WiFi goes down. Suddenly, family members start communicating like it’s the Stone Age. It’s all smoke signals and carrier pigeons until the router reboots.

Conference Call Catastrophes

Conference calls are the new arena for chaos. You got people on mute thinking they're on a private line, while someone else is multitasking so hard, they accidentally share their screen of cat memes. Productivity at its finest!

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