5 Jokes For Commune

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 20 2025

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The New Age Parent in a Commune

Balancing alternative parenting styles with traditional commune values.
I asked my child if they wanted a bedtime story. They said, "Sure, as long as it involves a cosmic journey and a moral lesson about recycling." Goodnight, moon – you're recyclable.

The Technophile in a Commune

Balancing the love for technology in a low-tech, back-to-nature community.
The commune banned smartphones, so now we communicate using smoke signals. I've never been so misunderstood by my neighbors' barbecue habits.

The Commune Hipster

Trying to stand out in a commune where everyone is trying not to stand out.
The commune hipster asked, "Is it organic if my personal growth is stunted by too much collective gardening?

The Commune Chef

Dealing with diverse dietary restrictions and preferences in a commune.
The commune's potluck dinners are like a reality cooking show – "Survivor: Tofu Island.

The Skeptic in the Commune

Questioning the spiritual benefits of communal living.
They told me living in harmony with nature would be fulfilling. Little did I know, nature's idea of harmony includes mosquitoes and poison ivy.

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