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The barber shop scenes in "Coming to America" crack me up. You think your local barber cares about international politics or royal gossip? Nah, he's more into, "Did you catch the game last night?" or "How 'bout this weather, huh?" No royal tea served here, just bad coffee.
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I always wondered, after all the glamour of "Coming to America," did Prince Akeem ever have to deal with American bureaucracy? Imagine him at the DMV, trying to get a license, and they ask for his 'royal identification.' "Sorry, sir, this throne won't be valid here.
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You'd think after "Coming to America," every foreigner visiting New York would be trying to find their own McDowell's. Instead, they're just looking for the nearest Starbucks, wondering why their coffee doesn't come with the McDowell's jingle and a side of hilarious banter.
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I tried using the "Coming to America" approach once, you know, trying to find my true love. I went to a local bar and introduced myself as a prince from a far-off land. The bartender's response? "Great, buddy, that'll be $8 for your beer, Prince Charming.
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You know, the movie "Coming to America" really sets unrealistic expectations for visitors from other countries. I mean, if you're from Africa and you land in Queens expecting rose petals to be thrown at your feet as you step off the plane, you're in for a surprise. More like a pothole dodging and a "Hey, watch it!" welcome.
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You know what they don't show in "Coming to America"? The struggle of figuring out American coins. I mean, how are you supposed to know the difference between a dime and a nickel when they're practically the same size? I've tried paying with a dime thinking it was a quarter – talk about awkward.
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Watching "Coming to America" makes me wonder, did they ever realize that in New York, most people are just trying to get to work and not start an impromptu dance number? Because let me tell you, if I started dancing on the subway, I'd get some strange looks and maybe an empty seat next to me.
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I recently tried to recreate the "Coming to America" experience by hosting a lavish party. Let me tell you, it's hard to impress when your 'palace' is a one-bedroom apartment and your 'royal feast' is pizza rolls and boxed wine.
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I went on a "Coming to America" tour of New York once. Ended up in Queens, hoping to bump into Eddie Murphy. Instead, I bumped into a group of tourists also hoping to bump into Eddie Murphy. Let's just say, we were all disappointed and settled for a selfie with a statue.
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