7 Comedy Acts Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 09 2025

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I told a joke about construction, but it wasn't well-built. It just didn't have the right foundation for humor.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. I guess it's a stand-up computer!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. It turns out my ears weren't that good at playing music!
I asked the comedian if he knew any construction jokes. He said he was still working on them.
I bought a thesaurus to help with my jokes. It's terrible – not only is it terrible, it's terrible!
I tried to write a joke about a pencil, but it was pointless. So, I drew a picture instead!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a comedian – still not making dough, but at least people are laughing!

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