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The Neighbour of the Colorful Parrot
Trying to maintain a peaceful environment despite the parrot's constant noise
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My neighbor says the parrot is good company. I'm like, "Great, I've always wanted a pet that sounds like it's hosting a late-night talk show. 'Tonight on The Squawk Show: Special guest - the neighborhood garbage truck!'
The Burglar Who Targets Homes With Colorful Parrots
Trying to rob a house with a chatty parrot as a lookout
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I tried to rob a house with a colorful parrot, and it started imitating police sirens. I had to convince the parrot, "Listen, buddy, I'm just here for the cookies in the kitchen, not the silverware. Can we keep this low-key?
The Owner of the Colorful Parrot
Dealing with the parrot's unpredictable vocabulary
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I'm starting to think my parrot has a secret life. Every time I leave the room, it starts whispering, "Alexa, order more nuts!" I don't even own an Alexa!
The Colorful Parrot's Therapist
Dealing with the parrot's emotional issues and insecurities
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The parrot told me it's stressed because it feels like it's living in a cage. I was like, "Dude, you literally have a penthouse with a view. There are parrots in pet stores dreaming of your life!
The Colorful Parrot's Dating Coach
Helping the parrot navigate the tricky world of bird romance
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My client, the parrot, said it wants a partner who's rich. I was like, "Polly, you're not a gold digger; you're a seed digger. Let's focus on finding a partner with a well-stocked bird feeder.
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