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Colin's the guy who sets his alarm clock for 6 AM, hits snooze six times, and then wonders why he's always running late. It's a mystery only Colin can solve.
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Colin's the type to order food at a restaurant and then ask for extra napkins. Not for messy eating, just to be prepared for a future napkin shortage. He's the unsung hero of napkin conservation.
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Ever noticed Colin's text messages? It's like he's sending telegrams from the 1800s. "Arriving. Stop. Soon. Stop." Dude, it's not Morse code; you can use complete sentences.
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Colin's the only person I know who still uses a paper map. We're all navigating with GPS, and he's over there like, "I think we take a left at the big tree and hope for the best.
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You ever notice how Colin always has that one pen? Like, he guards it with his life. You ask to borrow a pen, and he's like, "Sure, but not the one in my hand. That's the chosen one.
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You know that one friend who insists on taking panoramic photos of everything? That's Colin. He turns a regular selfie into a distorted masterpiece. I'm like, "Bro, I just wanted a picture, not a fisheye documentary.
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Have you ever borrowed Colin's headphones? It's like a journey into the unknown. You're greeted with a symphony of tangled wires and a mild sense of regret. It's like trying to untangle the secrets of the universe.
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You know how Colin is always talking about his dreams? Not the ambitious kind, but the ones he has at night. I'm convinced his dreams are just reenactments of random infomercials. "And now, introducing the amazing non-stick frying pan!
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You ever play board games with Colin? He takes Monopoly way too seriously. It's like negotiating a real estate deal with a miniature tycoon. I'm half-expecting him to pull out a tiny briefcase and demand rent in tiny, colorful bills.
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