6 Jokes For Cocktail

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Updated on: May 13 2025

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Why did the cocktail go to therapy? It had too many issues with its mixology!
My cocktail asked for a raise, but the bartender said it was already on the rocks!
My cocktail told me a joke, but it was a little too dry. I added vermouth!
I told the bartender I wanted a joke with my cocktail. He served me a gin and punchline!
Why did the cocktail take the bus? It wanted to get there in high spirits!
My friend asked if I wanted a double entendre. I said, 'Make it a triple, and we'll have a cocktail party!

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