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Clowns always seem to have this magical ability to fit an endless number of items into those tiny cars. I struggle to find my car keys in a normal-sized purse. Maybe they have Mary Poppins on speed dial for packing tips.
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Clowns have the audacity to throw pies at each other's faces for laughs. If I did that at my friend's birthday party, I'd be banned from future celebrations. "Happy birthday! Here's a pie to the face and a lifetime of trust issues.
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Clowns and mimes – the only people on Earth who can make a career out of not saying a word. Imagine trying that at your office meeting. Boss asks a question, and you just start miming your response. HR would be involved real quick.
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Why do clowns wear such big shoes? I tried wearing oversized shoes once, and I tripped over my own feet. Maybe it's a secret clown workout routine: "Build calf muscles by navigating the world in comically large shoes!
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I've always wondered why clowns paint their faces. Do they have a secret identity they're hiding? Imagine running into a clown at the grocery store without makeup – it's like accidentally bumping into Batman in his pajamas.
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You ever notice how clowns always have those big, red noses? I mean, are they sponsored by Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Is there a secret clown reindeer alliance we don't know about?
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Have you ever tried to have a serious conversation with a clown? It's like talking to someone who's just escaped from a parallel universe where the rules of normal social interaction don't apply. "So, how's the weather?" "Oh, you know, it's confetti with a chance of oversized squirting flowers.
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You know it's a rough day when even the clown at the birthday party can't cheer you up. "Come on, Mr. Chuckles, I don't need balloon animals; I need therapy animals. Can you make a therapy llama?
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You ever notice how clowns always seem so happy? I want whatever they're having for breakfast. Maybe it's just a bowl of laughter flakes with a side of joy toast. Sign me up for a lifetime supply!
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