7 Jokes For Cloth

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Updated on: Jan 04 2025

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What did the scarf say to the hat? You go ahead, I'll hang around!
What did one piece of cloth say to the other in a race? I'm on a whole different thread!
Why did the zipper break up with the button? There were too many snaps!
Why did the fabric go to therapy? It had too many unresolved seams!
What did the sock say to the foot? I've got you covered!
What did the fabric say to the needle? Stop needling me!
What do you call a fabric that can't stop lying? Polyester!

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