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Joke Types
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I thought about juggling to close my speech, but then I realized I can't juggle words as well as I can't juggle balls.
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I wanted to close with a joke about doors, but that would be too open-ended.
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I thought about telling you a joke about construction before wrapping up, but I'm still working on that one.
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I considered rapping to close my speech, but then I remembered I have the rhythm of a malfunctioning metronome.
Thank You, Thank You, Thank You
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Closing a speech is like ending a relationship. You want to say thank you, but you also want to get out of there before someone starts crying. It's like, Thank you, thank you, thank you - and don't forget to take your emotional baggage with you on the way out.
The Closing Act
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Closing a speech is like being the last act at a talent show. Everyone's clapping, but deep down, you know they're just relieved it's finally over. It's like being the closing act of a circus - you've got to be spectacular, or people are just going to remember the elephant that pooped glitter.
Speech Conclusion, or Netflix Next?
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Closing a speech is a delicate art. It's like finishing a great TV series. You want to leave them wanting more, not scrolling through Netflix looking for something better. Speech finale, or what's next on my watchlist?
Standing Ovation or Silent Judgement?
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You ever finish a speech and get a standing ovation, and you're not sure if it's because they loved it or they just want you to leave faster? It's like the audience is saying, Bravo! Now beat it, you've talked enough!
The Mic Drop Dilemma
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You know you've nailed closing a speech when you can drop the mic. But have you ever tried dropping a mic on a virtual call? It's more like fumbling with your earphones and accidentally muting yourself. It's less mic drop, more mic fumble.
Closing a Speech
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You know, closing a speech is a lot like trying to end a Zoom call. You say your goodbyes, you wave awkwardly, but somehow you still end up lingering there like a lonely sock in a laundromat.
The Great Escape
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Closing a speech is like trying to make a grand exit at a party. You're all, Thank you, goodnight! But it's hard to be dramatic when the exit door says Pull and you push it. It's not a grand exit; it's a comedy of errors.
The End...or Is It?
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Closing a speech is like writing a book. You want it to end with a bang, but sometimes it feels more like a whimper. It's like, The end...unless you count the Q&A session, the networking, and the inevitable awkward conversations in the parking lot.
Clapping: The Universal Closer
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Closing a speech is all about timing, and clapping is the universal signal for wrap it up. It's like the audience is saying, We've clapped, now go before we start throwing tomatoes - or worse, unfollowing you on social media.
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