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The Clock Repairman
Always fixing things that are running out of time.
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My friends always ask for relationship advice. I tell them, "I can fix a broken clock, but I can't fix a broken heart. Unless your heart has gears and springs, then maybe I can take a look.
The Time-Management Guru
Trying to manage time while constantly running late.
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My friends say I'm always late because I'm on "clockwise time." I corrected them - it's not clockwise; it's just fashionably delayed. I'm not running late; I'm strolling in dramatically.
The Philosophical Clock
Contemplating the meaning of time while being stuck in the same routine.
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My clock friends and I have deep conversations. We once debated, "Is time linear, or are we just stuck in a really repetitive episode of a cosmic sitcom?" The minute hand suggested it might be a rerun.
The Paranoid Time Traveler
Constantly worried about accidentally changing the course of history.
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Time travel is great, but I always end up in the wrong place. I wanted to go to Woodstock, but I ended up at a Justin Bieber concert. I guess my time machine has a sense of humor - or a warped sense of music history.
The Clockwise Superhero
Can only save the day by moving in a clockwise direction.
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I'm not great at saving the day, but I'm amazing at winding up the drama. I approach a crime scene like, "Hold on, let me make this more suspenseful," and then I dramatically walk around clockwise before doing anything heroic.
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