5 Jokes About Clocks Going Back

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Updated on: Jul 16 2024

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The Tech Guru

Dealing with the confusion of devices not syncing automatically
Changing the clocks manually is my annual reminder that despite having a smartphone, my microwave still thinks it's living in the past. It's the rebellious teenager of timekeeping.

The Early Bird

Waking up way too early after the clocks go back
I'm the guy who wakes up early, even when the universe says, "No, go back to sleep!" It's like the universe is my snooze button, but I keep hitting the wrong one.

The Pet Owner

Explaining to pets that feeding time doesn't change with the clocks
Cats don't care about the clocks. They don't wear watches, and they certainly don't understand why we keep changing the schedule. To them, every time is mealtime.

The Night Owl

Feeling betrayed by the early darkness
When the clocks change, it's my cue to hibernate. I look outside at 6 PM, and it feels like midnight. I'm torn between dinner and bedtime, like, "Do I eat dinner, or do I tuck myself in?

The Forgetful Person

Constantly forgetting to change the clocks
Changing the clocks is like a yearly reminder that I have no idea how to manage time. It's like, "Oh, it's 2 AM, but actually, it's 1 AM. Mind blown!

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