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Gym memberships are funny, aren't they? You sign up all motivated, thinking you'll climb that stair climber to success. But after two weeks, you're just climbing your way out of the guilt of wasted money.
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Why is it that cats think every piece of furniture is a climbable challenge? I swear, my cat looks at my bookshelf like it's the next great Himalayan expedition.
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The best part about climbing up a slide at the playground as an adult? You get to see the horrified expressions of parents, realizing that maybe their kid isn't the biggest problem at the park after all.
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Have you ever thought about how kids love to climb? Put them in a playground, and suddenly they're little mountain goats. Give them a staircase, and it's like they're preparing for Mount Everest.
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Have you ever tried rock climbing? It's like regular climbing, but you pay money to feel like Spider-Man for ten minutes and then spend the rest of the day regretting every life choice that led you there.
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You ever notice how when people say they're going to "climb the corporate ladder," they make it sound like some majestic journey? I tried climbing a ladder once; I got halfway up and realized I should've just taken the elevator.
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I don't get why people climb trees for fun. Last time I tried, I got stuck up there for an hour, contemplating whether I should start a new life as a squirrel.
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You ever notice that whenever someone asks for help to move, it's always the day they own a ladder? "Hey, can you come over? I've got this ladder I need to move... Oh, and a couch.
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I've realized that adulthood is just a series of metaphorical mountains we have to climb. First, it's student loans, then it's the uphill battle against wrinkles, and let's not even talk about climbing the corporate email chain.
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