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Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a group of musical whales in a classroom? An orca-stra!
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What do you call someone who steals energy drinks from the teacher's lounge? A jolt thief!
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Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call someone who steals energy drinks from the teacher's lounge? A jolt thief!
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Classrooms are like black holes for Wi-Fi. You walk in with a fully charged laptop, and by the end of the lecture, it's drained and contemplating its life choices.
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In school, they teach you about the food chain, but they never prepare you for the savage hierarchy of choosing a group for a class project. It's like a real-life episode of 'Survivor.'
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You know you're in trouble when the teacher starts using your name as an example in word problems. 'If John has three apples and gives one away, how many apples does John have left? Well, John, let's hear your answer.'
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but my GPA disagrees. Apparently, the real cure is studying and not attending comedy clubs disguised as classrooms.
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I tried to impress my crush by raising my hand to answer a question. Turns out the question was, 'Who can name the capital of a country they've never heard of?' Now I'm the proud owner of a one-way ticket to Awkwardsville.
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The only time I feel like a detective is when I'm looking for an available power outlet during a lecture. It's like my own personal episode of 'CSI: Classroom Socket Investigation.'
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I once asked my teacher if I could bring a snack to class. She said, 'Sure, as long as it's enough for everyone.' So now I bring a single grape and tell people it's a potluck.
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I asked my professor if there was any extra credit, and he said, 'Sure, just find the square root of your GPA.' I'm still searching for that imaginary number.
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Why do they call it a 'class schedule' when it feels more like a 'guess where the teacher is today' game? It's like playing hide and seek, but with syllabi.
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