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Clams are the real multitaskers of the sea. They filter water, produce pearls, and still find time to be the strong, silent type. Meanwhile, I struggle to chew gum and walk at the same time.
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You know you're dealing with a fancy restaurant when they serve you clams. It's like they're saying, "Here's some expensive ocean jewelry on a plate. Enjoy trying to figure out how to eat it without looking like a sea amateur.
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Ever notice how clamshells are like the natural Tupperware of the sea? They're the OGs of food storage. We're out here with our plastic containers, and clams are like, "Been there, done that, for millions of years.
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Clams are the real masters of self-defense. You try opening them without proper consent; they'll shut tighter than a teenager's bedroom door when you ask them how school was.
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You ever notice how clams are like the silent philosophers of the sea? They just sit there, closed up, contemplating the meaning of life. I bet if they could talk, they'd have some deep, shell-shaking revelations for us.
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If clams were motivational speakers, their catchphrase would be, "Stay closed, stay safe." They've mastered the art of self-preservation by just not letting anyone in. Take notes, humans!
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Clams are the ocean's version of a surprise package. You open them up, and boom – it's like playing seafood roulette. Will you get a pearl or just a piece of sand? It's the original loot box, but with more seafood.
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Clams are basically the introverts of the seafood world. You never see them at the ocean parties; they're always tucked away in their shells, binge-watching seaweed shows on their tiny clam TVs.
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Clams are the ninjas of the seafood world. They just sneakily filter water, quietly minding their own business. You won't see them coming until you accidentally step on one at the beach, and then it's like a maritime booby trap.
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