8 Church Talent Show Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 20 2024

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I wanted to do a comedy routine at the church talent show, but they said my jokes were too divine.
I sang a song about gardening at the church talent show. It was a hymn about hoeing.
I played hide and seek at the church talent show. The sermon was so long, they're still looking for me.
I wanted to do stand-up at the church talent show, but I was afraid of getting holy laughter.
I told a joke about Noah's Ark at the church talent show, but it took too long to build up.
What do you call a singing competition in the church talent show? A hymn-off!
I tried juggling Bibles at the church talent show, but it was too scripture-heavy.
I did a magic trick at the church talent show. I made the communion wine disappear – turns out it was just too good!

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