7 Jokes For Chore

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Updated on: Jul 14 2024

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My lawnmower doesn't judge me. It just silently cuts through the grass, like a true professional!
I asked my iron for relationship advice, but it just said, 'Press on.' Guess it's not great with commitment!
My mop asked for a raise, but I told it to clean up its act before we discuss salary negotiations!
I asked my oven for cooking tips, but it just gave me a hot take. Now my kitchen is on fire!
I tried to outsource my chores to a robot, but it just kept repeating, 'Error 404: Motivation not found.
I told my vacuum a joke, but it didn't suck. Guess I need a cleaner sense of humor!
I hired a gardener to do my chores, but he just couldn't dig it. Turns out, he had too much dirt on me!

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