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Chloroplasts Anonymous
Chloroplasts seeking therapy for their insecurities
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Therapist asked me to express my feelings. I said, "I'm green with envy. The mitochondria get all the attention with their 'powerhouse of the cell' thing. I'm the powerhouse of the plant, and no one sends me a 'thank you' card.
The Chloroplast's Complaints
Chloroplasts feeling unappreciated in plant cells
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I tried talking to a flower the other day. I said, "Hey, I'm the reason you're not starving. Show some love." The flower just looked at me and said, "Photosynthesis who?" I guess my jokes are too light for them.
Chloroplast's Got Talent
Chloroplasts participating in a talent show
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I got a standing ovation from the audience, and the judge said, "Amazing! I've never seen someone turn light into energy so effortlessly." I said, "Well, I've been doing it for millions of years. It's not my first rodeo – it's my first rhododendron!
Chloroplasts on Vacation
Chloroplasts wanting a break from constant sunlight exposure
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Tried sunbathing on a beach – big mistake. People were like, "What's wrong with that palm tree? It's not casting a shadow." I had to explain, "I'm not a palm tree; I'm a photosynthesizing chloroplast on vacation. Can't a green cell catch some rays without judgment?
Chloroplast Stand-up Comedy Club
Chloroplasts trying their hand at stand-up comedy
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Did you hear about the chloroplast trying to break into showbiz? Yeah, it auditioned for 'The Voice.' Judges were like, "You've got a green future, but we're looking for something with a little more 'root' in it.
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