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I made a resolution to stop making chloroform jokes, but I can't seem to knock it off!
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I was going to make a joke about chloroform and alcohol, but I thought it might be too intoxicating!
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I told my friend I'm starting a chloroform delivery service. He said it's a real knockout idea!
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I asked the chemist for a joke about chloroform, but it was too volatile for him to handle!
Date Night Gone Wrong
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My friend suggested I use chloroform to impress my date. Needless to say, it didn't go well. She woke up, looked at me and said, Is this your idea of a knockout evening? Well, at least she appreciates my sense of humor, even in dire situations.
Eau de Chloroform
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They say a good cologne can attract the opposite sex. So, I created a new fragrance called Eau de Chloroform. It's not a hit with humans, but mosquitoes love it. I've never seen mosquitoes nap so peacefully.
The Nap Whisperer
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I tried chloroform on my stubborn alarm clock. Now, instead of waking me up with annoying beeps, it gently whispers, Go back to sleep, you magnificent snoozer. I might be late for work, but at least I'm well-rested.
The Lazy Detective
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Someone tried to rob me once, and I thought, What if I use chloroform to catch the thief? Turns out, it's not as effective in real life as it is in the movies. Either I got the wrong guy, or he's immune to my budget detective skills.
The Great Nap Escape
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You ever notice how they call it chloroform like it's some fancy spa treatment? I mean, it's basically the original sleep mask, but with a side of unconsciousness. I tried it once – turns out, my dreams have a strict 'no kidnapping' policy.
Nap Time Olympics
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They should add chloroform to the list of banned substances in the Olympics. Can you imagine the 100-meter nap dash? Athletes would be collapsing at the starting line – not from exhaustion, but from a sudden desire to take a siesta.
Chloroform, the Unlikely Cupid
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I read somewhere that love is in the air. Well, I must be using the wrong air freshener because all I'm getting is chloroform. Maybe that's the secret to a lasting relationship – shared unconsciousness.
Chloroform Cooking Show
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I accidentally spilled chloroform in my kitchen. Now, everything tastes a bit sleepy – even the salad. My cooking has never been so relaxing. I call it the Calming Cuisine. Just be careful with the after-dinner conversation – it might be a bit dreamy.
DIY Sleeping Beauty
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I thought about making a modern-day fairy tale: Sleeping Beauty 2.0. Instead of a prince charming, it's a prince who's also a paramedic. And instead of a poisoned apple, it's chloroform – because nothing says true love like a medically-induced nap.
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