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Chimney Sweeps
The misunderstood life of a chimney sweep
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Chimney sweeps are like the unsung heroes of home maintenance. They're the ninjas of cleanliness, silently swooping in and out, leaving your chimney spotless. If only they could do the same for my kitchen.
Fireplace Logs
The existential crisis of a fireplace log
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Logs are like the unsung heroes of the winter season. They sacrifice themselves for our warmth, and what do they get in return? A quick burnout and a bunch of ashes. It's like the shortest retirement plan in history.
Homeowners
The annual chimney inspection dilemma
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I asked my friend why he doesn't use his fireplace. He said, "Oh, I'm afraid of heights." I was confused until he explained, "You know, climbing up on the roof to check the chimney. It's practically Everest up there.
Santa Claus
Santa's chimney phobia
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I asked Santa why he doesn't just use the front door like everyone else. He said, "Do you know how much it costs to heat the entire North Pole? Chimneys are like free central heating. Ho, ho, ho, and a low energy bill!
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