6 Jokes For Chief

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Updated on: Mar 28 2025

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Why did the boss bring a pencil to the meeting? He wanted to draw some 'conclusions'!
What did the CEO say to the elevator? 'You're either up or down, there's no middle ground in this company!
Why did the boss bring a ladder to work? He heard it was the fastest way to get to the next level!
Why did the manager break up with the coffee machine? It kept giving him the cold brew-sholder!
Why did the CEO go to therapy? He needed someone to help him work through his 'board' issues!
I told my boss I needed a raise because I'm 'outstanding' in my field. He said, 'You're outstanding, alright – outstandingly late!

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