18 Jokes For Cheating Husband

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Updated on: Jul 11 2024

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Why did the cheating husband start a business? He wanted to expand his horizons!
Why did the cheating husband join a band? Because he wanted to play around!
Why did the cheating husband take a ladder to work? To raise the stakes!
Did you hear about the cheating husband who tried to become a chef? He was caught having too many affairs!
Why did the cheating husband bring a car to the party? He wanted to drive everyone crazy!
Why did the cheating husband go to the amusement park? He needed more thrills!
Why did the cheating husband start hiking? He wanted to take the path less faithful!
Why did the cheating husband bring a map to the party? To find his way out of trouble!
I caught my husband cheating, and I told him, 'You know, the only thing you're good at hiding is your common sense.' Now I'm considering starting a business – 'Hide and Go Seek Cheaters Anonymous.'
My husband's idea of a secret affair is leaving the toilet seat down when he knows I prefer it up. I guess some people just like to live dangerously.
My husband thinks he's James Bond with all his secret rendezvous, but he's more like Mr. Bean – clumsy and always getting caught. I swear, if there were a cheating Olympics, he'd bring home the gold in the 'Tripping Over Lies' category.
I found lipstick on my husband's collar and confronted him about it. He said, 'Honey, it's not what you think.' I said, 'Oh, it's not? Are you telling me you've taken up painting with your neck?'
Caught my husband cheating, and he said, 'Can we talk about this?' I said, 'Sure, let's talk. How about we discuss the logistics of you living in the doghouse for the next decade?'
Caught my husband cheating, and he tried to apologize with flowers. I said, 'Flowers won't fix this, but if you can find a bouquet that dispenses trust, we might be onto something.'
My cheating husband said, 'It's not you, it's me.' I replied, 'Well, if it's you, then why am I the one Googling 'How to hide a body?'
I discovered my husband's cheating playlist on Spotify. It includes 'Secret Lovers,' 'Don't Be Suspicious,' and 'Oops!... I Did It Again.' I think he's confusing infidelity with karaoke night.
My husband tried to cheat on me, but he's so bad at it, he couldn't even cheat properly. I found his secret phone hidden in the same sock drawer he can never find his own socks!
My cheating husband got a tattoo of a heart with another woman's name. I told him, 'Great, now you have a permanent reminder of your temporary stupidity.'

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