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You ever notice how Channing Tatum can make even the most mundane activities look sexy? I spilled coffee on myself this morning, and instead of looking hot, I just looked like a contestant in the world's saddest wet T-shirt contest.
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Have you ever noticed that Channing Tatum always looks like he just stepped out of a cologne commercial? I step out of the shower and resemble a wet cat, while he looks like he just ascended from a cloud of glitter.
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Channing Tatum is like a real-life superhero. I mean, have you seen those abs? If I tried to get abs like that, my body would probably rebel and start growing a dad bod just to spite me.
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I saw a picture of Channing Tatum doing yoga, and I thought, "Well, there goes my excuse for avoiding exercise." I tried the same pose and ended up tangled in my own limbs like a confused pretzel.
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Channing Tatum is like a modern-day Adonis, and here I am, struggling to open a pickle jar because my biceps decided to take a nap. I guess my superpower is the ability to summon someone else to open it for me.
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I was watching a Channing Tatum movie the other day, and I couldn't help but wonder if he ever wakes up and looks in the mirror thinking, "Wow, I'm really setting unrealistic expectations for the rest of humanity.
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You know, I was thinking about Channing Tatum the other day. I mean, the guy is so good-looking that even my cat stopped playing with yarn and started questioning his life choices.
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Channing Tatum's jawline is so sharp; I bet if he went to a restaurant and forgot his fork, he could just use his profile to cut through a steak. Meanwhile, I struggle to open a bag of chips without making a mess.
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Channing Tatum has this incredible ability to dance like he's in a music video. I tried dancing like him once, and my neighbor thought I was having a seizure. I had to explain that I was just attempting the "Magic Mike" routine.
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