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Fitness Trainer
Staying in shape while celebrating all the time
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Celebrations are like my cheat day, which is every day. It's hard to resist the temptation when there's a cake in front of you and someone yelling, "Life's short, eat dessert first!" Well, my abs are saying life just got shorter.
DJ
Keeping the party going while dealing with diverse musical tastes
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My playlist is like a minefield. I play a song, and suddenly I've offended someone's musical sensibilities. It's a celebration, not a musical tribunal. But try telling that to the guy who insists I play his cousin's amateur rap track. Sorry, it didn't make the cut for the dance floor charts.
Bartender
Mixing drinks for celebratory occasions while dealing with indecisive customers
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You know you're a bartender when you've mastered the art of nodding and pretending you know what someone means when they order a cocktail with a name longer than their explanation of why they're celebrating. "I'll take a... uh... the thing with the orange twisty thing.
Event Photographer
Capturing the perfect moment while dealing with uncooperative subjects
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Ever try to take a candid shot at a party? People see the camera, and suddenly it's like I'm photographing a group of deer in the wild. "Stay still, act natural!" I say, while they freeze in awkward poses. I've become the paparazzi of awkwardness.
Party Planner
Balancing a budget while planning a celebration
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Being a party planner is tough. I had a client who wanted a celebration on a tight budget. I told them we could have a 'zero gravity' party – the less money you spend, the higher everyone floats on happiness. Unfortunately, it didn't work at the checkout counter.
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