8 Jokes For Cauliflower

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Updated on: Sep 08 2024

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Why did the cauliflower refuse to fight? It was a little too steamed!
Why did the cauliflower call the doctor? It felt a bit floret!
Why was the cauliflower embarrassed? It saw the broccoli stalking its salad!
Why did the cauliflower break up with the turnip? It said, 'You're just not my type, root-wise!
Why was the cauliflower upset? It got into a messy spat with the broccoli!
Why did the cauliflower win the race? It had a head start!
Why was the cauliflower hesitant to tell jokes? It was worried they'd be corny!
How do you know a cauliflower is in love? It's absolutely floretic!

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