bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
The Comedian Cowboy
Finding humor in the daily life of a cowboy
0
0
My cowboy hat is like a superhero mask. As soon as I put it on, I transform into a fearless, cattle-conquering cowboy. The only superpower I wish it had was the ability to keep my pants from riding up when I'm on a horse.
The Environmentalist Farmer
Balancing farming and eco-friendly practices
0
0
I installed a solar-powered fence to save energy, but my cows figured out that standing close to it gives them a nice massage. Now they line up for a 'charged' spa day. I should start charging them for the service.
The City Slicker's Take
Navigating the countryside and cattle crossings
0
0
I tried explaining to a cow that I was in a hurry, but it just stared at me with those big, judgmental eyes. It's like they have a PhD in passive-aggressiveness. 'Oh, you have a meeting? How about a meeting of the moo-inds?'
The Alien Abductee's Perspective
Cattle mutilations and extraterrestrial encounters
0
0
I tried explaining to my cows that if they see a UFO, they should just act natural. But then I realized that for a cow, 'acting natural' means staring blankly into space and chewing cud. So, pretty much business as usual.
The Rancher's Perspective
Dealing with stubborn cattle
0
0
Being a rancher is a lot like being a therapist. You spend your days trying to get these moody, uncommunicative creatures to open up and move in the right direction. If only they could lay on a couch and tell me about their beefs.
Post a Comment