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I recently learned that there are different types of catheters for different needs. It's like they have a catheter for every occasion. It's the Hallmark Cards of medical equipment. "Happy Birthday, here's a catheter for your urinary celebration!
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Catheters are like the rebellious teenagers of the medical world. They're like, "We don't care if it's a private party down there; we're crashing it!
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Catheters are like tiny, ambitious plumbers for your body. They're in there, doing the plumbing work, and you just hope they don't hit a leaky pipe or something.
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I asked my doctor about catheters, and he said, "It's a necessary discomfort." I thought, well, that's a nice way of saying, "It's like throwing a party in your pants, and everyone's invited!
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Catheters are like the unsung heroes of awkward conversations. No one ever starts a chat with, "Hey, how about those catheters, huh?" It's more like, "Did you catch the game last night? Oh, and by the way, catheters!
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You know you're an adult when you have to Google "how to use a catheter" because, let's be honest, no one really gives you a handbook on adulting, especially not for these situations.
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Catheters are proof that the human body has a backup plan for everything. Can't go the natural way? No problem, we've got a catheter for that!
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Have you ever had that moment when you're at the doctor's office, and they hand you a catheter bag and give you instructions like it's IKEA furniture? "Just follow the manual, and you'll have a functional bladder in no time.
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You ever notice how catheters are like the VIP pass to the human body? I mean, forget wristbands at a concert, just show up with a catheter bag, and you're in!
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