17 Jokes For Casper

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Updated on: Feb 03 2025

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How does Casper the ghost keep his hair in place? With scare spray!
What did Casper say to the unkind ghost? You should be boo-tter than that!
Why did Casper become a comedian? He was a real stand-up ghost!
What did Casper say to his friend? You're my best ghoul-friend!
What's Casper's favorite dance? The boogie-woogie, of course!
What's Casper's favorite game? Hide and shriek!
Why did Casper start a cooking show? He wanted to show how to make a killer ghost pepper sauce!
Casper tried to scare me by rearranging my furniture. Joke's on him; I can never find anything now. Who's haunting who, Casper?
Casper, the friendly ghost? More like Casper, the friendly roommate who never pays rent! I've been haunting him with bills, but he just floats away.
I invited Casper to a séance, thinking it would be a great icebreaker. Turns out, he's just socially awkward in the afterlife too. Awkward silence has a whole new meaning.
I asked Casper if he believes in the saying 'go big or go home.' He said, 'Why not both?' Now my living room is a paranormal party zone.
Casper is a terrible DJ at ghost parties. All he plays is 'Boo-gie Wonderland' on repeat. It's like a never-ending Halloween disco nightmare.
Casper and I tried ghostwriting a book together, but it didn't work out. Turns out, our plot twists were too transparent, even for ghosts!
Casper asked me for fashion advice. I told him to try the 'transparent' look. Now he's haunting a runway instead of my house.
Casper told me he's trying to be more positive. I suggested he floats on the bright side. Now he's the only ghost with a sunburn in the afterlife.
Casper's dating life is tough. He got stood up on a date because his date couldn't see him. I guess love is blind, but it's also ghost-blind!
I tried to make friends with Casper, but it turns out ghosting isn't just a dating trend. Now I'm stuck with a supernatural stalker who thinks hiding in my closet is a great way to bond.

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