bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
My friend wants a casket with wheels. He said, 'I want a smooth ride to the afterlife!
0
0
My grandfather wanted to be buried in a casket filled with newspapers. He said, 'I want to be well-read even in the afterlife!
0
0
What did the ghost say when it saw its casket being made? 'Looks like I've got a future in plywood haunting!
0
0
Why did the casket become a musician? It wanted to play some grave notes!
0
0
My grandpa wanted to be buried in a casket made of Legos. He said, 'I want to be taken apart one block at a time!
0
0
My friend said he wanted to be buried in a casket shaped like a calendar. I guess he wants to take his dates with him!
0
0
Why did the casket take up gardening? It wanted to be six feet under, but with a bed of roses!
Eternal Wardrobe Malfunction
0
0
Caskets are like the final fashion statement. It's the only time in your life where people say, Oh, he's really rocking that satin lining! Forget about your last outfit—your casket is the grand finale. Yep, he went out in style, six feet under, but in style!
Upgrade to the Afterlife
0
0
They say you can't take it with you when you go, but why not try? I want a casket with cup holders, WiFi, and a massage feature. Ah, the afterlife, where you can finally binge-watch your favorite show without any interruptions.
Casket Real Estate
0
0
They say it's a seller's market, but have you seen the prices for casket plots? It's like, Congratulations, you've just secured your own little piece of the afterlife, and it only cost you an arm and a leg. Literally.
Casket or Capsule?
0
0
I was thinking, if aliens ever find our caskets, they're going to think we traveled in these things. Look, honey, these primitive Earthlings used caskets as intergalactic pods! No wonder they never made it to our space parties.
Casket Workout Plan
0
0
Caskets are like the ultimate weight loss program. You go in a little heavy, and by the time you decompose, you're practically skin and bones. Forget dieting; just embrace the postmortem slimming plan.
Casket Shopping Blues
0
0
Shopping for caskets is like online dating for the deceased. You're scrolling through options, trying to find the one that suits your style, and desperately hoping it won't be a disappointment when you finally meet face to face. I thought you'd be more mahogany!
Posthumous Yelp Reviews
0
0
Imagine if caskets had reviews like products on Amazon. Five stars, would die again! The spacious interior and the plush lining made my eternal rest truly comfortable. Plus, the delivery was prompt—only took 70 years!
Casket Bucket List
0
0
We spend our lives making bucket lists, but nobody talks about the casket bucket list. I want to be buried next to a tree so that I can finally be part of nature. Also, I've always wanted to haunt a castle. Put that on the list too!
The Casket Chronicles
0
0
You ever notice how caskets are basically the ultimate one-size-fits-all? I mean, come on, it's the only time in life where you're truly getting your money's worth for something that's one-size-fits-all. Oh, you're 6 feet tall? No worries, we've got the 'Rest in Peace Medium' for you!
Casket vs. IKEA Furniture
0
0
I'm convinced assembling IKEA furniture is just a preparation for the afterlife. You struggle with Allen wrenches, confusing instructions, and then, when you finally put it together, you're like, Well, I hope my casket is easier to assemble than that bookshelf.
Post a Comment