7 Jokes For Cashew Nut

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Updated on: Nov 24 2024

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I accidentally spilled cashews all over the floor. It was a real nut job!
I told my friend I could make a cashew levitate. He asked, 'How?' I said, 'Easy, just give me some nuts and watch me go!
Why did the cashew get promoted? It always rose to the occasion, nutting less!
I asked the cashew about its retirement plans. It said it's nuts about saving!
Why did the cashew bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to be a high nut!
I told my cashew it needs a vacation. It said, 'But I'm already nuts!
I tried to organize a cashew party, but it got a bit nutty. Turns out, they're not great at cracking jokes!

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