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Cash Register as a Therapist
The cash register trying to be a therapist and deal with customers' emotional baggage.
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I tried to pay with a coupon, and the cash register said, "You can't buy happiness with discounts." Well, apparently, you can't buy anything else either.
Cash Register as a Judge in a Cooking Show
The cash register judging the quality of groceries like it's a cooking competition.
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I got some microwave popcorn, and the cash register remarked, "Popcorn, a crowd-pleaser. But can it earn the coveted golden kernel award?" I just hope it doesn't earn me the golden cavities award.
Cash Register as a Relationship Counselor
The cash register giving relationship advice based on the items being purchased.
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The cashier saw me buying cat food and wine. It said, "Crazy cat person alert." I was like, "Hey, at least my cat doesn't judge me for buying cheap wine.
Cash Register as a Sports Commentator
The cash register commentating on the purchases like it's a sports event.
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I bought a salad, and the cash register goes, "Healthy choice! She's going for the gold in the nutritional Olympics!" Yeah, I'm training for the marathon of avoiding heart attacks.
Cash Register as a Stand-up Comedian
The cash register trying to crack jokes during transactions.
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I tried to buy a mirror, and the cash register quipped, "Looks like you're reflecting on your life choices." Yeah, especially the one where I thought talking cash registers were a good idea.
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